The To Go menu ONLY has Hamburgers and Cheddar Burgers with a side of Curly Fries or Sweet Potato Chips.

We cannot accomodate To Go orders larger than 10 after 11 am. Please place your order at 214-741-ROOT (or 7668 for the bad spellers) before 11 am.  All To Go orders will be ready for pick up at 11:15. No exceptions. You must come on time for your burgers to be good. Burgers and fries do not hold well and will be bad after 20 or 30 minutes. If you come in at 11:45 and wonder why your food is cold and your fries are soggy then you are a big dummy-head and sombody should slap you.
 
We will not answer the phone after 11 am until 2 or 3 pm.  Please listen to answering machine message. We are too damn busy.
 
Small To Go orders can be accomodated at the order counter during service. Don't bring 5 people from your office and all of you order 9 burgers To Go, because we won't do it. We just don't have to time during service to wrap and box this many togo orders at one time. Sorry. Go start your own burger joint.

We are extremely busy and can not accomodate all burgers To Go. They also become very messy and dry and we want our food to be the best it can be.
 
No exceptions to the To Go menu. Oh yea, and there will be a $.25 charge for To Go orders. Suck it up, Cheapo!